Blind Cavefish Jokes
From the students of GN434 - Spring 2015
What did the bat say to the cavefish that bumped into him? —
“You’re more blind than a bat!”
What did the researcher say to the cavefish that kept pestering him for food? —
“Go Away! Can’t you see I’m working here?”
What did the cavefish Mom say to her skinny son?—
“Stop eating with your eyes instead of your stomach”.
So a blind cavefish swims into a bar…—
(Get it?)
So one blind cavefish says to another cavefish “Man it’s a great day”. —
The other cavefish says, “Boy, I didn’t know fish could talk.”
What did one blind cavefish say to the other? —
“I think we need more Vitamin See (C)”.
What only eats off the floor and never knows where it is going? —
A blind cavefish.
How do cavefish meet each other? —
They go on blind dates.
What is one thing that can never happen to a blind cavefish? —
Love at first sight.
Cavefish: “I have always had better taste in music than you” —
Surface fish: “I can see why?” —
Cavefish: “I can’t.”
What did the blind cavefish say to the marine stickleback? —
“Why are you always spine (spyin’) on me?”
A hungover cavefish swims into a bar and tells the bartender to “give me a little eye of the dog”.
Why is the cavefish blind? —
He decided he was tired of always seeing the other fish in the sea.
What kind of disease causes fish to go blind? —
Mackerel Degeneration.
A young male cavefish goes into a bar and walks out with multiple female surface fish. —
How did he do it? —
He told them that their boyfriends didn’t have as big a sonic hedgehog as he.
“Knock Knock” —
“Whose there?” —
“Blind cavefish.” —
“Blind cavefish who?” —
“Would you open the door already my head hurts from knocking!”
What did the blind cavefish say to the other blind cavefish? —
Nothing, blind cavefish can’t speak. —
(It’s probably because they have too many taste buds)
What did the blind cavefish say to the other blind cavefish? —
“Si´.” They actually can speak. They speak Spanish because they are from Mexico and they actually can Si´.
How do blind cavefish parents punish their kids? —
They rearrange the cave.
What did the Marine Stickleback say to the blind cavefish? —
“I’m sorry I just poked out your eye.”
What is a blind cave fish and a marine stickle back’s baby like? —
My love life; blind, sad and no one wants to hug me.
What would the chimp say if he had a human FOXP2 gene? —
“Blind cavefish”
Two blind cavefish are swimming through the ocean looking for the perfect cave. One of them says, “How are we going to ever find the best and biggest cave in this wide open ocean when we can’t see anything?
What is a blind cavefish’s favorite video game? —
Sonic the hedgehog.
Who makes the worst music under the sea? —
Stickleback.
What did the German blind cavefish say when it ran into a wall? —
“Dam, I did Nazi that coming”
One surface fish to another surface fish… “Want to hear a blind cavefish joke?” —
“I have probably heard it before.” —
That’s impossible. I have two whole blind cave fish jokes!”
Why did the surface fish make a worse Ninja than the cavefish? —
He was too loud. (Not enough Shh.)
What was the first thing that the cavefish saw about his surface fish cousin? —
Nothing.
A surface fish with anger problems had mutated children because she always got too heated. —
(presumably a heat-inducible Shh construct?)
Two blind cavefish walk into each other. —
One of them says “Sorry bud. I didn’t see you there.”
A blind cavefish went to McDonald’s but left hungry when he heard that they were no longer serving fish.
Why do blind cavefish make poor decorators? —
It’s hard to hold a paintbrush with a fin.
Misc. neuronal birthday joke —
This birthday party sure has a lot of potential!!